Nuutjob Intimate Hair Removal Cream, Made for Your Nuuts, Butt, Groin & Shaft
Ready to get smooth without the ouch? Nuutjob’s Intimate Hair Removal Cream is designed specifically for your most delicate assets—whether it’s your nuuts, your butt, or the entire groin area. Forget the razor bumps, awkward contortions, or painful waxing. This cream lets you groom your boys with ease and care, leaving you hair-free and worry-free in just minutes.
Why Choose Nuutjob Over Other Hair Removal Products?
● No Razor, No Cuts, No Worries: Other hair removal methods can be a real pain in the...you know. Our cream is designed to protect the family jewels, making hair removal gentle, painless, and safe for your most sensitive spots.
● Quick, Painless, and Hassle-Free: Unlike traditional hair removal creams that may leave you feeling raw, Nuutjob’s special formula works fast (3-6 minutes) without irritation or burning, so your balls can stay cool, calm, and smooth.
● Formulated for the Nuuts: This isn't your ordinary hair remover. We've crafted this specifically for the groin, butt, and shaft so your tender areas get the love they deserve. You won’t be left with irritation or redness, just silky smooth skin you’ll want to show off (or keep to yourself, no judgment).
Powerful Ingredients with a Gentle Touch
What’s in the magic potion for your nuuts? Check out these skin-loving, hair-busting ingredients:
● Aloe Vera Extract: Keeps your skin soothed and moisturized, so your sack doesn’t suffer.
● Jojoba Oil & Honey: These two work together to hydrate and protect, leaving your skin soft and nourished post-shave, because your nuuts deserve luxury too.
● Potassium Thioglycolate & Calcium Hydroxide: The real hair fighters—these ingredients dissolve the hair for smooth, fuss-free removal.
● Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E): This antioxidant powerhouse protects your skin and reduces any irritation, keeping things soft and calm.
● Dimethicone & Glycerin: Lock in moisture to prevent dryness and itching, so your sack stays smooth and supple.
How to Use:
- Lather it up: Apply a thick layer of cream on your desired private areas—the nuuts, groin, or butt.
- Sit tight for 3-6 minutes: Let the cream work its magic (but don’t exceed 6 minutes unless you want some unwanted excitement).
- Wipe it away: Take a damp cloth and gently wipe away the cream, going opposite to the direction of hair growth.
- Rinse & Relax: Give the area a good rinse and pat dry. You’ll be left with hair-free nuuts that feel smooth and fresh.
Caution:
No swinging this cream near your eyes—if it gets in, rinse with water immediately. And as always, keep it out of reach of little ones.
With Nuutjob’s Intimate Hair Removal Cream, your balls can have it all—smoothness, comfort, and a no-pain grooming routine. Treat your nuuts to the best!
Ingredients:
Purified Water, Potassium Thioglycolate, Paraffinum Liquidum, Ceto Stearyl Alcohol, Urea, Calcium Hydroxide, Ceteareth-20, Glyceryl Monostearate, Emulsifying Wax, Cetyl Alcohol, Glycerin, Sorbitol 70%, Dimethicone, Magnesium Aluminum Silicate, Titanium Dioxide, Aloe Vera Extract, Phenoxyethanol, Fragrance, Acrylate Copolymer, Sodium Silicate, Disodium EDTA, Jojoba Oil, Honey, Tocopheryl Acetate.
